I hate my fucking sister…
Just when I thought I had some alone time on my throne, my sister decided to bust my balls! I hate this bitch
my sister is a college-educated unemployed photographer, or as she wants to be called, an economically inspired artist. I still hate my parents for not aborting her!
Each morning I wake up and imagine how amazing it would be to kick her in the heart. No Van Damme kick, just a p90x inspired ball kick to her chest that would kill her. I know she would die because she is a huge pussy.
As I am having breakfast, I hear an obnoxious yell from upstairs, “SHUT THE LIGHTS!!!!YOU HAVE NO RESPECT!!!!” Thank you sis for teaching me the connection between global warming and mutual respect. Before I can react, the bitch shows up and starts crticizing me for whatever reason her whiterd vagina comes up with!
I hate her. One time, my younger brother accidentally kicked her in the face and she broke her nose…it was the happiest day of my life. If I had it my way, I would put her and all her hippi loving friends in a human-centipede so that they can actually eat their own shit!
anyways, I am done
Flush out
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